Every horse crazy person has done at least some of the things listed below at some point in their life (or maybe still do!) Read through and see how well you can relate!
You Know You're Horse Crazy When....
1. You buy a horse halter when you don't even have a horse.
2. You watched "Frosty the Snowman" then promptly went outside to
build a snow horse and put a hat on him.
build a snow horse and put a hat on him.
3. You never liked to wash your hands after you pet a horse.
4. The only time you stayed still as a child was in a line for a pony ride.
5. You wanted to get married at age 5 so you could ride in a horse carriage.
6. You keep a framed photo of your first pony ride in the middle of your dresser.
7. Your shelf is filled with hundreds of horse books that you can't
bare to downsize.
bare to downsize.
8. You run out all the ink in your printer in two hours printing off horse pictures.
9. You can intuitively turn any piece of fabric or rope into a horse halter.
10. You've daydreamed enough possible horse names to fill a dictionary.
11. Your art teacher told you to create an abstract painting and it somehow
ended up looking like a horse.
ended up looking like a horse.
12. All your classmates from elementary school remember you as
"that kid that loves horses."
"that kid that loves horses."
13. You didn't start reading until you got your first horse book.
14. Your room has so many horse posters that you don't remember the original color of your wall.
15. You could memorize the names of every horse at your barn in an hour, but kept forgetting the names of your classmates.
16. Your first speech or assignment in school was about horses.
17. You can find a way to turn every conversation into something about horses.
18. Your social media accounts look like something out of a horse magazine.
19. You go into a book store just to scan for new horse books.
20. Every rough draft of your assignments from school had
horse drawings on them.
horse drawings on them.
21. You automatically browse horse sale classifieds ads in your free time.
22. You've played every horse video game you could find.... and you're still always on the lookout for new ones.
23. Horses are the only thing you can draw with remote accuracy.
24. You made mini bridles, saddles, and blankets for your horse figurines out of random stuff from around your house.
25. You can recite the names of all 213 of your horse figurines, even seven years after you've last touched them.
26. You kept a math test that you only got 62% on primarily because it had one of your best horse drawings on it.
27. You built a makeshift saddle for your future horse using blankets for the saddle and cutting old towels into strips to make the stirrups.
28. You had an imaginary horse as a kid that you rode everywhere.
29. You built a miniature showjumping course for your figurine horses out of nothing but cardboard and tape.
30. You wish all the gossip magazines at checkout lines would be replaced with something more interesting.... Like horse magazines.
31. You know exactly where the horse section is in every library and
book store in your city.
book store in your city.
32. You try to explain to a non horse person the difference between a pelham and a snaffle, and they ask what a bridle is.
33. You tell someone your horse is lame and they give you a funny look.
34. You've borrowed every book from the library that has the word
"horse" in the title.
"horse" in the title.
35. You drew up countless pictures of your dream barn and now have the images permanently etched in your mind.
36. You used to write out checklists of horse supplies and planned out your future horse's daily routine.
37. You asked your parents for a grooming kit for your birthday when you didn't even have a horse.
38. Math suddenly makes sense when you turn an equation into a horse
related word problem.
related word problem.
39. When you jog, it looks more like a trot.
40. Some people give you an odd glance when you mention a "green" horse.
